May 24, 2010
WRITE ME EVERY DAY. It won’t be hard. Don’t write very much, but do it every day. Hello, you could say. How are you, you could say. What did you do today, maybe. read more »
February 1, 2010
Our favorite former model pens a dirty story involving muscle cars and group sex. read more »
January 4, 2010
A fictional account of divorce, drowning, and the really lame cocktail parties afforded PhDs. read more »
December 20, 2009
She is singing it. It is February 15th. We are after hours at Humble Pie. This is the Annual Love Hangover. read more »
November 18, 2009
“Breathe,” he ordered, beginning the incision. “The women know how to do this… from childbirth. We men don’t practice enough relaxing in the face of pain.” read more »
October 28, 2009
Everyone was looking for rescue: from the hostage takers, from the skyrocketing gas prices, from the spiraling-down economy, from the teeth-gritting president. read more »
September 22, 2009
It was a five-inch Nakiri knife from Chefland. The blade was only five inches of steel. My arm was a thick intricate piston designed in heaven. read more »
August 5, 2009
All the flesh is crammed into his head as the kitchen curtain swells its belly of wind. read more »
June 25, 2009
You are a meticulous groomer. Every morning you crouch under the showerhead for eighteen minutes, spray of hot water baptizing you as you untangle the Old Spice soap-on-a-rope from the hot water faucet handle, your father's scent. read more »
June 11, 2009
A human-cat hybrid experiment was deemed a failure, and the essentially human-looking ‘products’ have been assigned to federally funded caretakers to be looked after—but they tend to escape. read more »
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